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Alfred

Male | 60+ | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 3

EXTRACT: To set the record straight! Not to put too fine a point on it, to rewrite a ghastly chapter of history in accordance with ... the facts. (He drinks.) God. Half past eight. Saturday night in London. Perhaps dinner at the Cafe Royal. Scampi Oscar Wilde and Sauce Queensberry. One should always do something sensational before nine o'clock. (another drink.) Shit, what was that? A rat! A bloody rat. First a bomb blast and now a rat. (Pause.) Go on, piss off! (Pause.) What the Christ was I saying? Oh yes.Now, to open up all that again might appear madness..

Contains adult themes