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Female | 20s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 3

EXTRACT: There aren't any gay men in the room are there? I don't want to be killed or anything. Note to self, no Barbra Streisand, Bette Midler, Cher or Madonna jokes. Okay, time to get serious, or as serious as I can get. Hello, my name is Amanda and I'll be your host for the evening. That might not be my official job title, but I'm taking it anyway. No one else is out here, so they can all get stuffed.


Female | 30s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 13

EXTRACT: Tick, tick, tick. Can you hear it? My biological clock, about time it kicked in. I haven't had an urge to settle down until now. It's been career, career, career. I kept thinking, "God, I'm gonna wanna settle down sooner or later. I'll think about it next year." And then the years flew by and I had no regrets, until now. Thirty something years old, you don't get to know the real age. And you start to think, what have I done with my life?

Contains adult themes