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Female | 20s | Under 3 minutes
Starts on page 11

EXTRACT: This is a list of words I’m uncomfortable with. And I’d prefer you didn’t say them to me. Pause. So I’m just gonna say them now. I’m gonna list them out, all together now. Okay? Okay, here it is. Um. Lube, poon, blow chunks, diarrhea, penis, vagina, clitoris, maxi pad, pussy (unless it’s a cat), bone, boner, cum, sperm, splooge, jiz and, and, and the last one... I can’t even say the last one. Lots of people have trouble with the word moist for some reason, but I’m fine with it. Also, I am a vegetarian. .

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Female | 20s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 56

EXTRACT: Okay. So when it happened. Well. He put his hand here, on my waist and closed his eyes really, really tight and then moved his head towards mine and it was coming at me with eyes closed no going back so I just kissed him back and his tongue would dart into my mouth and then out and sometimes it would make a circle.

Contains adult themes