Lori Placket can never find the words to speak to anyone. When Lily joins her workplace, Lori finally finds someone who doesn't mind her quietness. Someone who's happy to do the talking. Someone who's fabulous. Someone that Lori is beginning to feel she could try to be like. One day. If she can just walk a while in Lily's shoes.

  • dark comedy
  • 11
  • 1 total
  • 1 female identifying
  • 16 to 18, 18+
  • teen, young adult, adult
  • Australian Script Centre


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EXTRACT: Anyway, I felt vomity because everyone would stare at me on my way to the ladies. They'd all be staring. Thinking I'm crazy. And weird. Thinking things about me. And I knew I'd die of shame before I could even come close to relieving my bladder. A humiliating death with a big wet patch on my crotch. I could just see it. My epitaph would read "Here lies Lori Placket: embarrassing, even without a pulse."

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