The Truth about Kookaburras

It’s party-time tonight in the testosterone-drenched change-rooms of AFL underdogs the Gold Coast Kookaburras. They’re celebrating a big win, the booze is free-flowing and a stripper has been booked as a buck’s party surprise for one of the players.

But tainting the air is a bizarre secret held by the entire team. By tomorrow, the secret will be national news, lives will be torn apart and homicide cops will be combing the change-room for clues.

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  • 6 female identifying, 24 male identifying
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Male | 20s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 33

EXTRACT: Nah, tonight's got same vibe as an off-season Thailand trip I done with some o' the boys from my old club. We had six hours to kill before our flight home, yeah? So we're in this bar in Bangkok, mate hey, no shit. Same trip I'se tellin' ya 'bout where that tasty German chick wanted to buy my fuckin' kidney for her boyfriend. Different bar. Aw, fuck she was a honey/ beside the point. Anyway same trip, different bar

Adult themes, Adult language


Male | 30s | under 3 minutes
Starts on page 121

EXTRACT: Fuck! You think it was arrogance? Sometimes the beginnin' o' somethin' goes back further than you know-it-all fuck-heads'd think. Me killin' Ronan Fleming started off a lifetime before the poor little bugger was even born. [Pause.] We were always pariahs. My family. Scumbags nobody wanted to know. Didn't belong. The ol' man was just ... sunburnt skin filled up with hate.

Adult themes, Adult language

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