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Gina

Female | 20s | Under 3 minutes
Starts on page 5

EXTRACT: By the time the results come out I've been through rehab, married and divorced a celebrity, done an informercial and realised I was better off on the drugs. Seriously, by the time the results come out, Mum's cottoned on that maybe they're not gonna be that good. And we get the envelope, and we look at it for a while, and we give it a bit of a prod... and I was gonna take it out for a few drinks to get to know it better before I did any more prodding when Mum says "Gina,"

Contains adult themes

Gina

Female | 20s | Under 3 minutes
Starts on page 60

EXTRACT: Men are pigs. They are. It's not to say they aren't lovable - bacon is lovable, pork chops are lovable, ham is very important - But something fundamental is missing in a boy's education. You're arseholes, but it's not your fault, not your fault. TODAY: I'm walking around town today - car pulls up, carload of blokes yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS". I've got to ask: are you FUCKING BLIND?

Contains coarse language