Percy

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EXTRACT: A sound that is pleasing to the ear of many degenerate brown eyed simpletons, but which has very little appeal to anyone with a Scandinavian heritage... Getting music out of the damned thing is another matter altogether. I simply look as if I am making music. I run out onto the concert platform with mock enthusiasm, I smile sickeningly sweetly to all and sundry, my blonde hair and blue eyes look convincing, the conductor waves his wand, the tuneful instruments in the orchestra begin to play, and I sit there causing little hammers to hit lengths of wire.