JULIA

Female | 30s | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 2

EXTRACT: This is not going to be another tragedy. I’m sorry but I don’t want to see that and you don’t want to see that. I am not going to sit back and watch while our lives unravel into a suspended world of disbelief. I know this is hard to understand but, (stay with me here) I accept responsibility for our rejuvenation. Yes!... We still have a window of opportunity - a chance for change - we can become a Comedy! A wonderful – racy romp! A sexy smiling romance. Vivid - stupid - contagious and we can and we will and we must - reinvent ourselves if we are going to survive.

SERGIO

Gender Unspecified | Teen | 3 to 5 minutes
Starts on page 35

EXTRACT: I got out of bed and I wrote what I’ve been dreaming. You and me - and I’m whacking it in fast – the greatest fellatio fantasy - straight into my blog – straight out of my head – first drafted - unedited– I’m standing naked in my bedroom at the keyboard - I am standing up - because I can’t fit my dick under the desk - I have to stand up and type because this dream of you has made my cock so enormous. It’s bouncing to the rhythm – it’s getting in the way and I’m writing what you’re doing to me and I’m getting harder and harder and every syllable is sexy, every word is full of fuck and I have to concentrate so I can write it and it’s so real, it’s an actual sensation - I can feel your lips and your tongue and I have this fifteen inch hammer of an erection and I get to the end of the fantasy and I upload the short story and I scamper to the bathroom and I lock the door and I see my cock in the mirror and even I am impressed with what stands here before me.

JULIA

Female | 30s | Unspecified
Starts on page 52

EXTRACT: I was sucking my own cock this morning. ///Really/// well too. Not politely, but ///really/// doing an excellent job. I woke up alone in bed – cumming. I had been dreaming that I was naked and somebody who looked like me was sucking my cock and the two mental states overlapped for a moment and the dream came into my bed. Literally. But I don’t have a cock. I am a woman. Most women I know don’t have penises or the time and the flexibility to suck their own cocks.

INTERVIEW

THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD

///"It's really about what it takes to be good when you're living in the city nowadays,"/// Mueller says./// "It's harder to take a moral stand these days than it is to be disinterested or uninvolved or unaffected."///

REVIEW

KEVIN JACKSON'S THEATRE DIARY

///"CONCUSSION IS A VERY GOOD PLAY"/// . Kevin Jackson, 2009.

REVIEW

EIGHT NIGHTS A WEEK

///"It’s funny, it’s explicit, and for 80 minutes or so, you’ll need your wits about you."/// Jason Blake, 2009.

INTERVIEW

ABC RADIO NATIONAL, ARTWORKS

Lyn Gallacher interviews Ross Mueller

TRAILER

Photos: Olivia Martin-McGuire. Griffin Theatre Company & Sydney Theatre Company 2009.